My apologizes. I know, I know, I haven’t blogged in forever. However, let it be known that I am currently in the midst of a(nother) creative rut. Actually, it might be a crisis.
To make up for my lack of loyalty to this blog and you,fellow reader, I give you this picture.
What is this atrocity
It’s my face with my new eye brows. I’ve come to the realization that my eyebrows suck (could this be the root of my life crisis?!). My eyebrows –their lack of fullness and character– are embarrassing. So I have decided to edit every picture of myself with my new, glamorous, bushy brows.
Here’s the first of many to come.
If you want brows like mine, you will need the following:
A. Low selfie-esteem (Thank you Ezra Koenig’s twitter (and Queen Donut)).
B. Little to no hand-eye coordination.
C. Paint. Use the airbrush tool for added texture/upper brow sweat effect. (Is there a Paint app?)
Let me know what you think.